June 19, 2004
The Cabinet of Bloggers
If Canadians were smart and/or insane enough to make me their Prime Minister, here's the team I'd appoint to help run the country. (I'm leaving out a lot of deserving appointees here, but I'm sure I could find other posts or lucrative patronage appointments for them.)
Governor General: Kathy Shaidle
Solicitor General: Bob Tarantino
Finance Minister: Andrew Coyne
Justice Minister: Colby Cosh
Fisheries Minister: Anthony from The Meatriarchy
External (not "Foreign") Affairs Minister: Sari Stein
Defence Minister: Joe Katzman
Culture Minister: Rick McGinnis
Minister of State for Technology n' stuff: David Janes
Veterans Affairs Minister: Bruce Rolston
CRTC Chairman: Nicholas Packwood ("What's the deal with this '35% Kylie Minogue content' rule, Nick?")
Ambassador to Washington: Debbye from Being American in T.O.
Special Envoy to Antarctica: Robert McClelland