If The Independent had covered Star Wars

The moons rose over Endor, as I witnessed, yet again, another difficult day for the Ewoks. Fooled by the neo-Jedi mythology, the Ewoks unwittingly contributed to their own destruction as the environmental consequences of the attack on the deep space research laboratory complex known as The Death Star II continue to mount. Yesterday a crowd of Ewoks attacked me, and as they beat upon me with their anguished fists, I could fully understand their reasoning.

A recent report, explains the genocidal actions of the rebel alliance towards the Ewok community by their unprovoked attack on the Death Star...

Posted by damian at December 12, 2004 09:57 AM