Some things are just too damn easy to make fun of

Tom Laughlin, off curing cancer since The Man kept Billy Jack Goes to Washington from getting a wide release, is producing a fourth Billy Jack movie, tentatively titled Billy Jack’s Crusade to End the War and Restore America to its Moral Purpose.

I think they're going to have a little trouble fitting that on a poster (not to mention angry protests from CAIR for using the "C" word), so Protein Wisdom readers have come up with some alternate titles. (In the meantime, if you get the chance to see the E! True Hollywood Story about Laughlin, check it out. Hollywood has never seen a mind like his, and you can take that statement however you want.)

Posted by damian at June 22, 2005 03:52 PM | TrackBack