My very own Liberal campaign ads, Part II

November 22, 1963.

President Kennedy is gunned down in Dallas, Texas.

George W. Bush's home state.

Where a lot of wealthy American right-wingers live.

Some say the fatal shots were fired from a grassy knoll.

Where was Stephen Harper that day?

He isn't saying.

Choose your Canada.

* * *

January 6, 2006.

Little Susie Smith, a seven year-old girl in Brampton, Ontario, has her bicycle stolen.

A pink bicycle.

With little streamers on the handlebars.

And who just happened to be campaigning in Brampton that day?

Stephen Harper.

That's who.

We're not making this up.

Choose your Canada.

* * *

March 25, 1991.

Dances with Wolves wins the Academy Award for Best Picture.

But Stephen Harper is overheard telling a friend he thought Goodfellas should have won instead.

Four years later, he says Pocahontas "is okay, I guess, but it really isn't one of Disney's better animated films."

He doesn't have APTN picked as one of the favorite channels on his satellite dish, either.

What does that say about Stephen Harper's feelings toward aboriginal culture?

Choose your Canada.

(Okay, I'll stop now.)

Posted by damian at January 11, 2006 12:49 PM | TrackBack