Laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath.
On a serious note, though, given a few more verses, with the right instrumental backup, and perhaps a country twang, you could have one of those horribly catchy arm-waving, teary-eyed, new-age type anthems popular at solidarity against [insert issue of the week here] rallies.
It's going to be an earworm comparable to Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana, or that Haddaway song from A Night at the Roxbury.
God help us all.