Oh! Me Me! I want a senate seat! I'll shut down every blog I have ever owned if they give me a senate seat!
Posted at 2005-05-19 09:28:53 [PermaLink]No! No! Pick Me! Pick Me!
I'll write glowing reports in the comments blocks of all the blogs praising the brilliant liberal political prowess that pulled off a last minute win against the coup to take over government by the depraved separatist Tories...
...I'm not greedy Paul,I don't expect a senate seat or a plumb job on a crown corp. I just want one of those lucrative Liberal Ad contracts where I don't have to deliver product for say...1.5 mil with a 10% kackback...gosh the thought of those fat money stuffed envelopes gets me all hot.
If this offer is acceptable have the federal minister of venal bribery contact me at www.trollingforpatronage.ca
You'll have to approach them first Damien! Nice try:
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Sounds like you already sold out to the highest bidder!
You're just like that heinous bunch of criminals up in Ottawa. You've prorogued this blog until a time convenient for you to return. For shame!
When the heat is turned up you skip town! Have a nice May 2-4 long weekend, you pathetic sleaze.
Oh crap...this isn't the e-mail address of my worthless whore of an MP, Brenda Chamberlain?
My bad.
Actually I did send that tired old prostitute of an MP who represents/screws me an e-mail tonight reminding her of her fearless leader's pledge to drop the writ thirty days following the Gomery Commission report's tabling. I wonder how many other like-minded constituents have done the same to their elected criminals...errr, uhhh elected representatives?
Bruce Strang
Guelph, ON
The current Liberal leadership is a boil on the rear end of democra--- wait a second... Gotta take this call.
[back 5 minutes later]
As I was saying, the Liberals are the best thing to ever happen to this country and Paul Martin in particular deserves credit for all that is good in the world.
Well, I must go pack for my new sweetheart consulate appointment in Hawaii. So long, suckers!
Hey Joe: You sound constantly depressed. I guess things look bad for you what with the free methadone needle clinics and AIDS hospices closing. Too late to have considered moral/responsible choices at this final stage of the game eh? No wonder moral crimes don't outrage those with no morals.
Posted at 2005-05-22 07:30:07 [PermaLink]Anybody know what's going on at Andrew Coyne's site? I read a rumour that he is being sued by the PM's office.
Posted at 2005-05-22 10:32:14 [PermaLink]Looks like that rumour is B.S.
Posted at 2005-05-22 13:03:44 [PermaLink]