I think the coolest part of being President of the US is after you get settled in, say two or three weeks after inauguration, the National Security Advisor takes you to a locked room in the White House basement and shows you all the perpetual motion machines, the 200 mpg carburetors, the Roswell alien autopsy report, the antigravity, and the rest of the neat stuff that's being suppressed.
It's also interesting that every US president going back to Truman has agreed on one thing only - the need to keep the treaty with the aliens secret. You know, the treaty that says we provide them with specimens for anal probing and they give us microwaves and velcro.
Every US president except JFK, I meant... he was offed because he was planning to go public with the treaty.
Yeah, we could do without comments like Hellyer's all right.
Posted at 2005-11-25 17:48:38 [PermaLink]"I think the coolest part of being President of the US is after you get settled in, say two or three weeks after inauguration, the National Security Advisor takes you to a locked room in the White House basement and shows you all the perpetual motion machines, the 200 mpg carburetors, the Roswell alien autopsy report, the antigravity, and the rest of the neat stuff that's being suppressed."
Plus, as was revealed on 'The Simpsons', every President is legally entitled to three murders. But if you don't use 'em before you leave office, they're gone.
"But if you don't use 'em before you leave office, they're gone."
I guess that explains Jimmy Hoffa.
Microwaves and velcro? Man we're easy...
Posted at 2005-11-25 22:26:03 [PermaLink]I promised never to breathe a word of this, but I've just got to tell you all something!
My French-Canadian roommate has the results of that alien autopsy. They were given to him by one of those hostesses at Expo 67 who turned out.....you guessed it......to be an alien.
She's well preserved, though. Sleeps in a giant airtight tupper-ware container and breathes methane
Ahh, that explains the 50lb sacks of beans...;)
Posted at 2005-11-26 11:13:45 [PermaLink]Well, DinV, can only say she really cooks!
We've nicknamed her Joan "Jet"....
And she had a walk-on role with Dietrich in "The Blue Angel"
To boot, claims her home planet is "Uranus"
Whew! This thread is startin' to stink!!